Alice is about to leave town for a bit. But the episode won't stop, because of magic.

While she's still here, she and Doug discuss compulsions. They also discuss eating worms and making love to a potato's eye. These are not some of the compulsions. But they could be.

Elsewhere, Alice offers a disappointing Momofukuing story and Doug once again tries to be Steve Harvey.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How can you tell if you were an imp or a bully as a child?

- When your paramour becomes your paranomour

- Another new, addictive phone game - but make it fashion!

- An examination of birding complexes

- What is the butt, if not a corn dispenser?