Boy, does Alice have a tale for you. Travel, mystery, sex, and, for whatever reason, an iPhone 7. Everything you could want from a modern thriller. Well, except the iPhone 7.

Meanwhile, Doug can draw Barney Rubble. You'll have to take his word for it.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How can you tell if you're in your own Fight Club scenario?

- Is art magic?*

- Some really clever jokes about how Mormons have multiple partners

- The compulsive need to watch Titanic anytime it's on television

- Pranks vs. Crimes, and when they can overlap

*Yes