Gas prices are rising due to the Strait of Hormuz of closing, but Trump says they’ll come down once the war ends—or when pigs fly. Meanwhile Kristi Noem was grilled by senators who said she should apologize for calling murdered Americans Renee Good and Alex Pretti domestic terrorists, which she wouldn’t do. (Puppy killers are classy.)

King George is dead! Long live No Kings Day (March 28)! Info at nokings.org.