There's allegedly time travel. There's supposedly quality poetry. There's definitely ball sweat scented things.

But what's most important is THERE ARE STILL NO FRIGGIN BIRDS!!!

Other discussion topics may include:

- A celebration of crime murder game persons

- Who needs zippers when you can just sew everything shut?

- Hot take: Virginia Vietnamese food just isn't as good as Indiana Vietnamese food

- Is origami paper size too big for a quality cheese cracker?

- A taboo celebration of eating ash