Want to please your man?

Write him a lovely haiku,

And spit on that thang.

This week Alice and Doug welcome acclaimed poet/umpire/pirate/babe sketcher Nick "Frick" Wentzel. Games are played. Games that, someday, could just supplant baseball as America's past time. Time will tell.

Other discussion topics may include:

- What is your lick potential?

- How to be judge, jury, and executioner of small children

- Dame Judi Dench has still got it going on, and don't you let anyone tell you otherwise

- What's your favorite poop themed cereal?

- Just what in the world did birthday boy Daniel Radcliffe do to that horse?!?