Have you decided what you're giving up for Lent? Milk? Bread? Warm weather? We are definitely not second-guessing Punxsutawney Phil today... Snowpocalypse is nigh, so cure your VD hangover with a little hair of the dog, and cuddle up with our good friend, first guest, top fan, and birthday boy, Josh Weiland! 

Gamemaster Doug has concocted a clean slate of dirty games, and Cat Whisperer Alice will attempt to keep Alfredo from mounting anyone's Bakula.

- An incomplete oral history of U.S. Vice Presidents and their respective rhythms

- The Return of the Original Poop Knife

- How many restrooms could YOU sneak into if you were a deer?

- Everybody threatens to move to Iowa

- Toilet clogging, Amish shaking, and other adventures