Did the pied piper murder a bunch of children? Have you ever rubbed emu parts on yourself? And just what *did* Daniel Radcliffe do to that horse? Find these answers and more in this highly educational episode.

Other discussion topics may include:

- The disappearance of Amelia Earhart and Jim Liverballs

- Sinning in the Rain

- The dichotomy of watching Olympic gold medalists while absolutely pulverizing a pizza buffet

- If you want cockroaches in your sparkling water, prepare to be disappointed

- Yes, the "Big Unit" situation is addressed