Alice and Doug recently returned from St. Louis. There was art, food, shopping, and, of course, IKEA. Now they're back to tell you all about it while also touching on scrambled pancakes and the difference between anuses and rectums.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Stale corn nuts and the palpating innards that accompany them

- Controversial ice cream jokes

- Which is the worse kind of nursery - a plant store or a baby store?

- Bacon Medusa

- The sickest Bosnian coffee jingle you're likely to hear all day