Alice has been a bonehead again. Doug almost had a tree crash down on his. It went terribly lately, but they're still hanging in there. They just can't pronounce anything correctly. You'll see.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Why Rick Moranis retired from acting

- Buttery salty fingies at the furniture store

- How to brush your teeth. Or maybe how not to. It's really up in the air.

- Storing things in your prickly ash

- One of Dr. Pepper's 23 flavors might be tomato, and that's enough to give up on the world, isn't it?