Alice teaches us about the differences between Chinese language and symbols, as well as differences in sign languages between countries, including accents! Meanwhile, Doug makes a joke about Mario's penis.

Other discussion topics may include:

- A literally childish alien obsession

- Is there anyone who uses a letter as a first name who isn't successful?

- A computer literally tries to take over the episode (it's happening)

- How smarmy are you allowed to be when narrating a corny joke book?

- Happy birthday to the U.S. Constitution...for better or worse.