Doug and Alice have been doing a lot of burying of ledes lately, and it's time for all the news to finally come out. Major life changes have occurred. Are they shrouded in murder or in tradition? There's only one way to find out.*

Other discussion topics may include:

- Life is a lot more bearable when you picture all your finances in board game money

- A celebration of Eckerty, Indiana, if it does indeed exist

- How to rid your own cabbage patch of those darn babies

- Pleasantville, Stepford, or Get Out - what's your ideal neighborhood?

*Okay, we suppose a second way could be to watch for arrest reports, but you're slightly more likely to get some bathroom talk here.