Alternate titles include: The Episode that Almost Wasn't, The Episode that Almost Wasn't... wait, that's it. I thought I had more.

Today we've got reviews for a masturbation-themed pub in Wilsonville, Oregon AND daddy-themed foods from the Allest of AllRecipes. Unbelievable.

We're likely skipping next week's upload (for the first time ever) so that we can get an episode ahead. Stay hydrated and we'll see you in two weeks!

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