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Translation: Alice and Doug are terrible. What did you expect? 

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- The Simpsons or Street Drugs: Which is better for your child? 

- A serious pitch for a society changing new game show 

- The incredible skills of commercial acting, audiobook reading, and those agonizing mine cart levels on Donkey Kong Country 

- Celebrating the visionary siblings who make Monopoly and sausage  

- Your chance to win a huge prize if you have obscure tastes or are okay with lying