A Norwegian homeowner calls a cargo ship crashing into his backyard “the best thing that’s ever happened to him.” Ray and Lucie unpack what makes a disaster feel like destiny, then spiral into chaos logic, kiss thefts, cybertruck dread, and Texas commandment law.

Also in this episode:

– Ray’s federal agent car crash story

– MrBeast as the golden calf

– Putin’s terms for ending the war

– TikTok brain vs. poor people

– Trump’s T.A.C.O. strategy

– Greg Abbott and the great falling tree

– Sermon on the Mount vs. classroom rules