Paige Devitt (@paigesdevitt) is the writer of the web series "Three People" starring former guest Alyssa Sabo. It's graduation season, and that means commencement speeches. We recount our own and wonder why they never seem to make the impact they are intended to. We meditate on "peak TV" and make some hard choices over which shows we will keep watching. Two tourists at Yellowstone tried to be good citizens by "saving" a baby bison, instead they unleashed hell.