Our guests are two childhood friends who grew up together in South Carolina. Jesse Green makes his Top Shelf debut, promising to keep his clothes on the entire time, and returning fan-favorite, Jacob Humphries, who is always eager to smash some smoked chicken wings & turn up the riff to InTALLerable levels.

We learn about the origin of Jesse’s old-timey name, and hear all about working in a local grocery store.  If you’re someone who disrespects check-out-boys, just remember that Jesse is the crucial conduit between hard-working families & the ever-present threat of their child starving.  We refuse the right to refuse service to anyone, especially people who are rude to service workers. Jacob tells us about performing stand-up in a unique, perhaps terrifying, venue: a gun range combo whiskey tasting room.  Luckily we had our guests check any weapons at the door.  Safety (& jokes) first.

Southern Grandma is always well-seasoned, RED40 creates stronger kids, chicken parm is meant to be prepared on a pellet smoker, deep fear of the “blue water people”; the only truth you’ll find here is that the Dixon Ticonderoga is the greatest pencil in human history.  

The rest is jokes, satire, or sarcasm. 

YUGE shoutout to Brody, our newest Patreon supporter!  Apparently, Brody isn’t concerned with the follies of men, because he has God on his side, so he skipped the small ball stuff & joined the ‘Manifest Destiny’ Tier for $20.  What a king, y’all.  He’s also ripped as shit, full natty.  

Supporters like Brody make our show possible & keep us 100% ad-free. 

If you (Yes, YOU!) want to get in on the fun while supporting our dreams & helping to put smoked meats into the mouths of new hilarious guests, then go join our growing ‘Heights’ at: Patreon.com/InTALLerable — EATIN’ w/ guest & lots more bonus content!

FO & BW

0:00 — Guest Introductions

1:00 — Not a fan of ‘Holes’ & Gonna Keep His Clothes on

2:30 — ‘Ole Timey Name

4:30 — High School Friends on the Pod

6:00 — Negative Internet Comments

8:00 — Jesse & Jacob’s Friendship Origin Story

9:30 — Afraid of the Blue Water People

11:30 — WeDontWork

12:30 — Working at a Grocery Store

14:30 — If you can tolerate people

19:30 — What’s actually cool & killing bad guys

21:45 — “Quiet Piggie”

22:30 — Jacob’s Alter-Ego

24:00 — What Jesse does for Fun

25:00 — Judge says no to RFK Food Dye Ban

26:00 — RED40 makes kids stronger

27:30 — Tribe that owns the Hard Rock Casino

28:30 — Camera cut out, we got too deep

30:30 — Rich by Association & Mormon Orange Juice

32:00 — Incompetence or Resiliency?

33:00 — “The Lobby is that Way”

34:00 — Dixon Ticonderoga

36:30 — Flawed logic game of Trumpies

38:00 — You should be happy about Wealth Consolidation

39:00 — Comedy in a Gun Room

41:00 — Almost BDSM Comedy

43:00 — What is your Guess?

43:30 — How old do you think Grant is?

45:00 — ‘Situations’

48:00 — Use it or not, You’re paying for it

49:00 — Sri Lankan

50:00 — Casino Stories

53:00 — Baccarat

54:30 — Grant lost it all on Gamestop

55:30 — Patreon Shoutout: Brody!

56:30 — EATIN’

57:00 — After-Hours & Wing Review

58:45 — Solving Crimes in the South

59:45 — Living by a Data Center

1:02:00 — Works at a Food Lion, Resides in the Ocean

1:03:00 — Data Center Treat me & my Family ‘Real-Good’

1:05:00 — Smoked Chicken Parm

1:07:00 — ‘Super-Sure’ Advertisement

1:08:45 — Government Program & Tax Dollars

1:10:00 — Rural Hospital Fraud

1:11:30 — Best Gas Stations are Indian Owned

1:14:00 — JT Made the McDonalds Song

1:14:30 — Kanye’s Disney Score

1:15:30 — Dave Blunts & Getting Wheeled onto a Stage

1:17:00 — Grimace Baby Hippo

1:18:00 — GHB at the Gym

1:20:30 — ‘Heighting’

1:22:30 — Plugs

1:25:15 — FO & BW