Our guest is soon shipping back to Boston, to be with his Dad, so we are thankful he graced TSS before leaving Denver. He will return to the densely populated northeast, where people have a certain edge he missed while here amongst Colorado’s soft mountain folk.
Follow him on Instagram @NickHahnCabaret (unless he’s changed it yet again)
That’s right folks, thanks to the new ‘Real-ID’ process holding up his ability to fly back with his overweight cat — Nick Hahn — stand-up comedian & now-disgraced former door staff co-worker of mine at Comedy Works, is here to talk about the important things: love, family, and how he still has tits after losing all that weight.
We imagine what Nick’s potential spouse could look like using the horrors of ChatGPT, we learn how Nick was forced to choose which of two sports he wanted to play in high school —Tennis or Rowing — because either would look good on college admissions, and we learn he has never dated a white chick before. That’s right, his mom was just.. That bad!
No, but seriously. I want to thank Nick’s mom, because without her extremely negative impact on his life, I mean she was a self-made millionaire by age 23, then took the family’s money, bought an old church turned-renovated bed & breakfast, only to go bankrupt & asking your open-micer son for money, and I’m sure much more — Nick wouldn’t be nearly as funny.
We recorded this on the day of my dog, Maggie, getting her spay procedure. Thankfully, we were joined by Jacob Humphries on production. Who better to step into the host chair, put on his best Sean Connolly impersonation, and get Nick ‘Heighted’ once and for all?!
Nobody, that’s who. Follow Jacob on Instagram @chrashcompactor
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UNCUT, EATIN’ w/ Nick & lots more bonus content available — Patreon.com/InTALLerable
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