Our guest is Denver-based stand-up comic Emily Cornelius.
Go see Emily compete on Comedy Works 25th annual New Faces contest this upcoming Wednesday June 11th — Follow her @emilyiscorny on Instagram
I hope I don’t speak out of turn here, but Emily is the kind of guest that, in retrospect, I should have just gotten riled up about young men losing their lives to sports betting & stepped the frick out of her way. She’s got this covered without my bullshit interjections. How do I know?
We easily navigated from pontificating on pope smoke, to how the hell the government allows old people to get their pilots license at age 90, to her multiple publications ranging in topic matter from NFTs to Southwest Airlines screwing passengers — Emily brings a fun flair to what some of us have unfortunately come to see as merely a cold, desolate, ever-crumbling hell-scape.
She thinks that men are capable of great things, but aren’t.. well.. Doing them..?
Emily knows the stuff we don’t. Fun stuff, like racially-questionable American Girl Doll lore & what could become my newest obsession, a show called: ‘Pimp My Truck’
Need I say more? Eat up.
Uncut EATIN’ episode featuring Emily “licking her fingers medically” available to our ever-loving supporters at Patreon.com/InTALLerable — I promise this one alone is worth joining the First-Run tier & helping us keep the show ad-free while feeding delicious smoked meats to future guests at Top Shelf.
Oh.. I almost forgot. This was our final episode in Top Shelf Studios Universidad.
All good things must come to an end.
Whether you’ve been with us for a while or this is your first time, thank you.
We feel fortunate to go out with a hilarious new guest, and look forward to what’s on the horizon for us.
FO & BW