I'm starting to understand Adelaide. Every year I come back here, and every year it makes me so angry, but I'm starting to realise: I'm not supposed to like it here. Adelaide isn't for me, I'm supposed to find it difficult to get around on public transport, and to find a cool cafe on a public holiday. It's not for people like me with our vain ambitions and selfish dreams, it's for people who want to live in a place that actively shuns us away from it, off to our frenzied cities and stressful lives. I'll never live here, and that's just the way they like it.