Doug is back! And he brought most of his voice with him!

But, most importantly, Alice just had her first mammogram. And, number two* in importance, today is World Toilet Day. So enjoy plenty of scatological goodness.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Can you overdose on Theraflu?

- Better band name: The Horizontal Shelf or A Ketchup Bidet?

- A heckuva Donald Duck pooping impression

- Plungers hanging from the ceiling

- An entire lasagna

*heh