It's two days before Thanksgiving, and Alice and Doug have a lot to be thankful for.

And yet, somehow all they could really think of was Ryan Reynolds.

But there is a big surprise later in the episode (well, technically two!) that will be more than enough reason to stick around.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Did you know America's Funniest Home Videos is still on the air?

- How humane society trips are like sex

- Making cakes out of hamburgers. Or vice versa.

- Is a toaster a good gift to get for the celebrity who has it all?

- What in the world is a Rizzler?