War. War never changes. Except when the latest Fallout game gets bored with its lack of NPCs and decides to incorporate a hipster gorilla, malicious disembodied hands, and a delusional man shouting about "catching 'em all." In addition to our pitch for this new, unofficial DLC, we add to our pantheon of false actor gods.

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