Today I'm going to spend most of the afternoon captioning a 12-minute video of my stand up for TikTok. The people have asked and so I, their faithful servant, will deliver. I also ask you, my doting adherents, to help me by setting your alarm to 7:30pm tonight (Melbourne time), going on my Instagram stories, clicking through to the TikTok when I post it, and sharing it with everyone you know. I'm trying to game the system, come join me. Come!

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