Donald Trump is slamming his own supporters over Epstein conspiracy talk, and Ray is vindicated—just as Coca-Cola reportedly returns to cane sugar. Coincidence?

Also in this episode:

– The story of Cain and Abel as soda prophecy

– A masterclass on carbonated seduction

– Why we should’ve been a battery-cutting YouTube channel

– The mystery of binders, Dan Bongino, and Epstein

– The Mafia, JFK, and coupon book intelligence

– Johnny Got His Gun and transhumanist hell

– Ray’s proposal for a client list protest in D.C.

– Sydney Sweeney’s $1B lingerie deal with Jeff Bezos

– Why hobos used to have better style than you

– And a nostalgic plea for the return of dignity via haberdashery

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