Welcome to New Yum City! Doug introduces us to new and upcoming snacks. Meanwhile, Alice considers upcoming surgery, if the American healthcare system can ever fix itself. And the cats have learned some chicken bone tricks.

Other discussion topics may include:

- A new wishbone proposal: whoever gets the bigger half will be extra happy in the bedroom

- Cats have "emotions." Who knew?

- Valentine's Day is trying to steal all of Christmas's traits

- We need more chicken nugget shapes

- Is the Nutty Buddy Cream Pie the dirtiest sounding Little Debbie snack?