This episode was going to be dedicated to the 1980s sitcom 227. But more pressing matters are upon us, as Alice is facing surgery tomorrow morning and Doug has a garage door to fix. Sorry, Jackee.

Other discussion topics may include:

- A world flag featuring all the major countries, such as Baklava

- Grindstoned noses, greased elbows, and other cliche body alterations

- What is your favorite slow ballad to tap dance to?

- Appointment beheadings are really big these days

- Offending fluids