Welp. It has finally happened. Twenty-three episodes in, and Doug and Alice discuss whether or not they would actually eat human flesh. And not just eat any old human flesh, but like go to a niche (legal) restaurant and have a meal curated by a live human specimen who'll then carve off part of their own buttock or something.

Other discussion topics may include: 

- A multitude of perfectly legal ways to dispose of a dead body

- Touching dogs "down by the river"

- Where do you put the head after a proper guillotining? 

- Koozies vs. Floaties: How knowing the difference can save a life

- Finally learn what Miley Cyrus, video games, and Cambodian cinema shotguns have in common.