This week Alice and Doug partake in an epic debate on timepieces. It's every bit as ridiculous and incorrigible as you are imagining.

Elsewhere, you can expect to hear about dog bites, tiny old (possibly creepy?) old men, and the eightest cent butt you've ever seen.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Professional wrestling legend Tea Leoni

- Proper usage of the popular expression "To feel in one's taint"

- Guard cats and rottweiler ghosts

- Would the Harry Potter movies have been better with Sean Astin?

- Pumping that nickel