Everything from slaughterhouses to Melania Gibson is covered in this extremely educational episode of Going Terribly. Along the way, Alice and Doug make a (slightly too late) Curb Your Enthusiasm pitch and reminisce about marching band. Which, of course, everyone was in back in high school.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Did a first lady lose a limb in the White House?

- Lord of the Lethal Weapons

- Does a one-day old antelope have eyeballs?

- How Interview with the Vampire could be a great pre-op educational tool

- Larry David meets the Berenstain Bears