Alice and Doug babble on about clicky headphones/skulls and delicious, community-ordered hamburgers. Also, they might accidentally get Mrs. Shen arrested.

And what household name owes his success to a $5 correspondence course and way-too-expensive bagel equipment? You'll see.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Multisyllabic sneezes

- Coldplay covering Reba McEntire...?

- Dislocated eyeballs (nobody look that up)

- Gas station taco hubris

- Gingerbread poutine. Or something like it.