It's Spring Break, bitches. Doug and Alice go out of town and get schwasted on Bosnian food and boozy ice cream, respectively. Then they return to discuss heady issues like hostile architecture against the homeless, moral imperatives of the vegan lifestyle, and how long before the Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson comes out with the People's Vaccine.

Other discussion topics may include:

- The crappy recycling of a conversation about a drink that recycles crap

- What is the most money you've ever spent on mac and cheese at one time?

- The downsides of veganism, such as ruling out a future in cannibalism

- A dive into depressed rhinos, nosy owls, and fungable Kings

- The sad tale of how four friends missed their chance to be in the Dark Order