Kris starts off with a traumatizing story of early 80's child abuse in something called a department store... whatever that is. After the tears, they once again laugh at the stupidity of Major League Baseball making something worse that was already terrible. Kris tries to get Chris interested in the Summer Olympics, they find a rooting interest in the NHL playoffs. Plus they warn the NBA that it's stupid rules and fouling will turn their sport into baseball. That's not a good thing. In the end, Chris makes a crazy bet that just might be ingenious.