Chris does his best, worst Elvis impression to hide his cold. We want more Kenny Loggins documentaries, plus Chris has a great idea for another documentary music breakups. We need to know what happened to the other side, damn it! We're kinda tired of talking about stupid mens sports and their stupid old-ass ways. Luckily we have the WNBA and Candace Parker! They just know how to do it. Kris advocates for Melo to be a permanent fixture on all men's Olympic basketball teams. That should be his thing. Finally we figure out some gambling moves to make on the NBA Finals.