Alice just learned that a compliment she received years ago was plagiarized. And Doug believes she may have had a tryst with Cameron Crowe.

Meanwhile, they learn some rather disturbing news about some of America's favorite clothing, footwear, and soda.

Does everything have evil origins?*

Other discussion topics may include:

- Are there too many Sharknado movies? Or perhaps...not enough?

- Edward Norton's potentially unique relationship with God

- Just what IS a "magnificent fall"?

- Non-German German Chocolate Cake...but plenty of other less good German stuff

- Farting babies

*Probably.