In honor of World Theatre Day on March 27, local thespians, Kevin Roach and Zachary Charlemagne Tieken, regale the dastardly duo with tales of on-stage fellatio (via fried fowl), on-stage intercourse (via goats [both the acronym and the animal]), and Verfremdungseffekt (via Brecht's alienation of the audience, duh).

Other discussion topics may include:

- Theatre-related injuries, such as nearly hanging one's self to death (and not in the fun way)

- The smell of gasoline, not wearing a tie, and other ways to make an audience leave before intermission

- A game like Käk-words, but...somehow possibly dirtier?

- A preview of the upcoming summer blockbuster Aerosol: Mist of Spittle

- Stories of sacrificial pork rinds, intentional acid spills, and penis enlargements