Merry Christmas!

Wait. That can't be right.

Well, something weird is going down this week. You might as well check in and see what it is.

If you stick around long enough you'll hear some alarming things about Costco, turkey bacon, and fanny packs. Real suburbanite kinda stuff.

It's Going Terribly: The Anthrax-Free Edition.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Doing an audiobook for the LA Times

- Friendly, mom-replacing artificial intelligence

- Video game peace of mind

- Has anyone with the same first and last name ever *not* been a murderer?

- Having a hot dog half hosed down one's throat