Before we gets started - and this is very important - go to LEGO's website and help get a LEGO urinal made! Right this minute. Do it. Only we, as a united front, can make something once thought impossible a very wonder reality.

Now, down to business.

Alice teaches us about different commodes and when it's okay to lick off your nail polish.

Meanwhile, Doug hates how good at match he is. And you wouldn't believe what he would do if he were Nelly Furtado.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Continuing examples of nautical nonsense

- A 2025 Joey Buttafuoco reference

- Can a video game tell you if you're a sociopath?

- Getting a bead on Sir Mix-a-Lot's CB radio career

- The problem with horse strippers