Woman down!

This week's episode involves the tale of how Alice nearly met her end thanks to some kitty litter, a trash can, and a potential minor loss of flexibility. She also almost did a crime, so it's been a big week.

Meanwhile, Doug envisions a baby Joe Pesci and...researches whether or not jock straps are trademarked? Okay, so it's not potential death or imprisonment, but it's something.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Sealed air corporations

- Why aren't there themed hospitals?

- Rude, uneducated, penniless sloths

- What kind of trash can could take down an elephant?

- Wear a Hat to Denny's Day