Alice and Doug have just returned from a surprise early birthday trip out of town. They've come back with stories of food, a 40th anniversary celebration, and a what-might-have-been involving an "adult playground."

It's also National Candy Day, and...have you ever noticed how suggestive some candy slogans sound? Well, you're about to.

Other discussion topics may include:

- A tale of two mango sticky rices

- Robert Zemeckis is a grossy

- A nut-filled dream

- The disappointment of *not* smelling manure

- TITSOAK