'Tis the season to be thankful. And Doug and Alice sure try their absolute hardest. But why should you be thankful for manufacturers? For injuries? For...ears?

Also, Alice is hooked on this new series she's been watching - cyber security training videos. So there's that.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Gigantic, small dangling spiders

- How to fight off a case of Hepburn

- The classic mouth to foot sexual position

- Why is pork white, but ham pink?

- Intense romantic shaking