Planes, trains, and...goose shit?? We have been sitting on this one for a while, and it is perfect for Thanksgiving Day! You don't want to miss Kerry reenacting the rental car tirade in her specific brand of southern drawl! Honeybeard notes that Steve Martin's wife is making bedroom eyes at John Candy and pontificates what they will be having for dessert!

As always thanks to The Hooplas for letting us use their "Carolina Love Song" as intro/outro badassery!