Kerry Never Saw That

Two sworn enemies. One hostile alien planet. An unlikely friendship. And a whole lot of questions Kerry would really like answered.

This week on Kerry Never Saw That, we're celebrating Friendsgiving with the 1985 sci-fi oddity Enemy Mine, starring Dennis Quaid and Louis Gossett Jr.!

We've got space battles, meteor showers, questionable alien anatomy, a cozy little turtle-shell love shack, and possibly the greatest interspecies romance of the 1980s.

Is it a touching story about overcoming prejudice and finding common ground? A sci-fi survival adventure? A bizarre love story? Or, as Kerry puts it, "500 different things in a trench coat"?

One thing's for sure: Kerry has been harmed, and she's looking into a class-action lawsuit.

Kerry was not ready for this. We kick things off with the Great Jelly Debate (Team Apple, here) and things devolve from there. Come listen to us discuss Arnold's tender nips, whether or not Quatto is Krang, the eternal Michael Ironside!

Music: "Carolina Love Song" by The Hooplas

Replicant? Not a replicant? What IS a replicant? We answer none of those questions on this episode. Instead, we discuss Deckard's lack of consideration for consent, the coolness of a name like "Rutger," and debate whether or not bundt cake is the preferred desert of a blade runner.

Intro/outro: "Carolina Love Song" by The Hooplas

What's this? Wasn't there an episode yesterday? Yes, but we love our friends here at KNST, and our very best buddy, and Nic Cage enthusiast, Double-A-Ron is celebrating a birthday. We wanted to get him a present, but in this economy!!? Instead, we recorded an episode for his him! We all know Nic Cage is Honeybeard's favorite actor, and Mandy is one of Aaron's favorite movies, so...here ya go! Kerry's gasts are fully flabbered on this one. Come hear us chat about battle-axes, Cenobikers, favorite planets and Memaw's Secret Stash, as Kerry comes to grips with the fact that Honeybeard and all of his friends might actually be insane. Happy birthday, Aaron!

We've been antici......pating this one for a while. Of course Kerry knew about Rocky Horror, but did she REALLY know about it? Um, no, she did not. In honor of Mr. Tim Curry, we fast-tracked it to the front of the line. Come listen in as Kerry does the Time Warp discovers her inner Frank N. Furter.

Last minute recording here, as we had to talk about Dolly in the aftermath of her passing. Come hear us praise Mrs. Parton for the saint (and absolute baddie) that she was. We get into some talk about Little House on the Prairie, Dolly's outfits, Burt Reynold's tight pants, and Japanese slingshots! Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song."

We get all serious on this one... no, not really. Join us for our first puff on a Spike Lee joint as we discuss Southern daily heat vs Northern "heat waves," Kerry has concerns about Smiley's welfare, and we break down how race relations worked growing up in the South in the 80s. Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song."

It's Swamp-Ass Scenarios in August, and we open up with an 80s jungle adventure. Join us as Kerry disses our short kings, we look back and laugh about Fabio and the goose, and break down how this movie is just Indiana Jones for your mom. Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song."

We know everyone remembers back in the 80s when everyone was saying "gleaming the cube" right? RIGHT? Well even if you don't, we are ending Skate or Die July with a true skateboard classic. Come on in and hear us discuss rat tails, Christian Slater's creepy obsession with becoming Jack Nicholson, and...wtf does gleaming the cube mean, anyway?

Thanks to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song."

Put on your Jamz, lace up those Vision Street Wear, and come hit the streets with KNST for our Halfway to Halfpipe month. Join us as we hear Kerry's strict rule for ink pen distribution, learn about skate-jousting, and theorize on male mating dances. Give us a listen, ya Skate Betties and Nicklenecks!

Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song."