Alice almost but doesn't win a prestigious playwriting award, and Doug almost but doesn't legally change his name to the name of a food in order to get a lifetime supply of said food. YET.

Other discussion topics may include: 

- How the Swedes turn trash into food made out of trash

- Wives who are making obituaries fun again

- The truth about red meat and chocolate being superior to spinach and other vegetables

- Do you have a ghost? Or just a failing temple? 

- "Ravenous Periods," "Grape Soda Poops," and other fun band names