It's time for two months worth of It Went Terribly! And boy, is it ever a-propro in this one.

Doug shares a story about an NBA player who loved (in absolutely no particular order) chicken wings, naked women, and his deceased grandfather - all set against the backdrop of the global COVID pandemic.

And Alice shares a list of her favorite soccer movies from the 2000s, plus educates us all on the brutal assassination that started World War I.

No, really.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How famous does one have to be to celebrate their death day?

- Favorite strip club takeout orders

- Taking down whole hogs

- Underhanded pizzeria techniques

- The Annexation of Puerto Rico