Studies show that some people have had a better... intimate...experience in 2019. Speaking of... intimacy, Hugh Hefner is not in a better place right now, but his son is in... the air force? Uh, thank you for your service, I guess. Also, who is the most googled female of the year? And which cancelled television shows are we glad we missed and won't have to see again? Finally, Jeffy shares the story of the time he shoplifted a bag of candy from a grocery store (what a criminal!) and the tale of a British man who inadvertently bought a 26-ft inflatable Santa.

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