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Jeffy previews the Academy Awards; we all know who's going to win Best Actor, but the other categories are wide open. The war between Queen Elizabeth II and Meghan Markle is showing no signs of subsiding. Did you ride your local mass transit without wearing pants this weekend? No? You DEFINITELY missed out! Finally, meet the most legendary Galapagos tortoise of all time...

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Fat Pile Friday is HERE and Jeffy is questioning a report about the "billion" of dead animals in Australia due to the recent fires. The two BIGGEST questions are: who is COUNTING? and why are they COUNTING? Jupiter is being a jerk towards Earth by flinging rocks towards the earth. If you use Grindr as a dating app make sure to be careful who you agree to go on a date because you could end up dead and MISSING your ________.

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Today was a day for BREAKING NEWS that include coyote attacks in Chicago, Jeffrey Epstein security tapes, and Royal Family troubles. If you live in Chicago make sure you bring a stick because people are getting attacked by coyotes. Jeffrey Epstein tapes were found, but got accidentally deleted... gosh darn. Then BREAKING NEWS from over the pond due to Prince Harry and Meghan the Queen called an emergency meeting to see how they will handle Prince Harry and Meghan leaving the royal duties.

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Don't worry the show is not getting political... Jeffy just realize that President Trump said the wrong word during his speech to the WORLD. New jobs? Jeffy is giving Kris Cruz new job ideas like theme park tester in Florida or Wiener Mobile driver. Should Kris Cruz take any of those? Question of the day comes after a story about a "Sexabration" situation at a hotel and more orgy talk due to Judge Dawn from Kentucky getting caught. Don't forget to submit your best #ISISFlick via the Twitter 

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As we start the new year you might have some goals and Jeffy wants to help you by introducing you to Club Soda. Laura Willoughby has a new book called "How to Be a Mindful Drinker" and she wants you to live a healthy life without alcohol. Then we get in the stories of the day like bed bugs eating a kid in Walmart (Well that's the CTF conclusion after reading the entire story). And if you live in Florida you might want to lock your doors because the sucking toe bandit is ON THE RUN!

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2020 is starting with a BANG! Jeffy is BACK and this time he wants to talk all about The Golden Globes and who won. Oprah decided to go on tour around the country promoting healthy eating and she'll be interring people like The Rock, Michelle Obama, and Tina Fey. Here we go... Harvey is back in court and Kevin Spacey is on the news again. 

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Studies show that some people have had a better... intimate...experience in 2019. Speaking of... intimacy, Hugh Hefner is not in a better place right now, but his son is in... the air force? Uh, thank you for your service, I guess. Also, who is the most googled female of the year? And which cancelled television shows are we glad we missed and won't have to see again? Finally, Jeffy shares the story of the time he shoplifted a bag of candy from a grocery store (what a criminal!) and the tale of a British man who inadvertently bought a 26-ft inflatable Santa.

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A Massachusetts teacher taught his students how to smoke marijuana... Alas, that discussion didn't end well. The list of the top ten highest-earning "YouTubers" will either make you shake your head or turn green with envy. Also, Jeffy and Christian take you on a wild ride through a list of (mostly) failed predictions for the year 2020 that, in hindsight, look pretty darn ridiculous.

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What are the most awkward things a potential employer could ask you to do during a job interview? Mariah Carey's entourage has come under fire for declining to tip at a restaurant in which they picked up carryout. Faux pas or perfectly reasonable? If you're going to murder someone, you should probably put a note on the body saying you didn't do it, right? Why has spam become a staple in Hawaiian cuisine?

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A former Disney actress has found success in a more lucrative (and mature) industry. Her reasoning? She didn't want to play the role of a Disney mom. Then, we all know how many newly released prisoners struggle to re-adapt to freedom, but why is this? David J. Casey, a man who went through this transition and now helps others in the same situation, joins the program to explain why so many released convicts re-offend and are re-incarcerated. No, this isn't a critical review of The Shawshank Redemption, but it is an entertaining and enlightening look at a serious problem through the eyes of someone who knows it best.

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