Well this is an interesting excuse: Woman tells cops that the crack pipe they found during strip search was a sex toy.

Sleep Junkie announced it is seeking 5 "dairy dreamers" for a study that seeks to address the commonly held belief that consuming cheese or other dairy products before bed leads to nightmares. They will pay you $1,000 if you complete the study.

I asked the listeners for their best dad jokes, and they came through.

Odd but True:
According to a study back in 2010, women are attracted to men who wear this specific color. But do you agree?

The US Patent Office insisted on proof that the Ouija board worked before granting the patent in 1891.

And British museums are trying to stop using the word "mummy". Instead, they want to say "mummified person".