let's do a documentary about my balls, and we'll call it "tom hank's big movie", and if each of us pitches in, i'd say we could do it for an easy 4 or 6 million. we'll cast a litany of chinese actors, really go for that oscar trifecta. we'll get tom hanks, he'll do anything, and we'll doll him up, make him chinese-lookin, you know what i'm talking about, the old mickey rooney special. only this time, instead of an offensive stereotype setup to heighten the glam of a new york style fantasy of a sad white woman not living her best life imaginable, it's exclusively about my balls.