Lando Norris finally takes the title while Verstappen wins the race but decides reversing up the straight is a bit too spicy, even for him. England suffer a brutal Ashes defeat after another batting implosion, Australia bat like adults, and Steve Smith delivers the sledge of the series before backing it up with bat in hand.

In the Premier League, Arsenal slip, City close in, Palace climb to fourth, and Liverpool drop points again amid a bit of Salah drama. We break down the World Cup draw, Falkirk’s 3–0 win over Hibs after a sleepy first half, and Arsenal’s theatrical rolling around after conceding.

Plus, our Sickos Pick heads to the Wear–Tyne derby: Sunderland v Newcastle.

And of course — One to Watch: Ashes Test 3 in Adelaide.