There’s almost too much sport this week. Antonelli produces a Monza miracle, the Swans pull off a finals masterclass, the Champions League returns and LIV Golf runs out of LIVs.

Plus NFL kick-off, US Open drama, Falkirk frustration, a grand final celebration gone horribly wrong and a non-league goalkeeper who might genuinely become a king.

Long LIV the King.

The wildcard round nobody wanted delivers absolute chaos, Chelsea find some firepower and the US Open throws up some early shocks. We head to Falkirk Corner for two frustrating defeats and investigate the curious case of the constantly crocked youngster. Plus, Arsenal discover handwriting is optional and Serie A serves up a Sickos Pick feast.

The Swans try to steady the ship, Celtic produce an all-time European collapse and Marnus keeps searching for that elusive Test century.

We’ve also got the Premier League back, AFL Wildcard Round, a Falkirk signing spree, Kasper Høgh’s centre-circle heat map and four Red Sox–Yankees games for the true sickos.

The Swans’ finals campaign has been rocked by off-field drama, Bangladesh have left Australia staring down the barrel of a historic home series defeat, and Matt Rowell has somehow made sniffing footballs part of elite preparation.

We also dive into the new Premier League season and make some predictions we’ll almost certainly regret, look at Scotland’s new manager and changing football setup, and give Stenhousemuir their flowers after dumping Motherwell out of the League Cup.

Plus, Falkirk Corner, a quick NRL check-in, and a trip to Mackay for a genuinely grim Sickos Pick.

Follow Your Nose & Fear Bangladesh.

The Swans are flying, Australia's batting is sinking and Falkirk finally give us plenty to smile about. Plus, a celebration goes down a hole, Zinedine Zedog enters the game and Essedon face the ultimate Sickos Pick.

The first ever AFLW International is a hit, the AFL finals gettingcloser and Falkirk return to action.

We unpack Infantino's money grab, before wrapping up with a player v fan showdown that is just ridiculous!

A 75 year curse finally ends for Mayo, Pogocar claims Tour de France title number five, and the Swans produce a statement win over the Giants. We also unpack the latest Italian drama, ask why Scottish clubs keep falling short in Europe, check in on the Bairns and discuss the cricket clip which has exposed Saltburn Cricket Club.

England fall short, Spain lift the World Cup, Pogocar survives another chaotic week in France and some golf was played.

Falkirk get an early reminder that rebuilds aren't always pretty, plus Josh Ker, BazBall, AFL finals shaping up and a Sicko's Pick.

This week on No Such Thing as an Off Season: Trump gets involved in VAR, Balogun's red card gets binned and the World Cup last 16 gives us plenty to talk about.

We cover the Wallabies new look squad, Scotland scoring plenty of tries, Australia smashing England in the Women's T20 and the Tour is back!

Plus Falkirk Corner, One to Watch, something ridiculous and a Sicko's Pick!

After accidently discovering there might be such a thing as an off season, we're back for episode 20. Graham's been on World Cup 'research'. Scotland are front and centre with Clarke moving on, English cricket is in chaos AGAIN and Freo are flying. Falkirk Corner, something ridiculous and a sickos pick.